December 2010
So I've had this idea since the 4th grade...
Start a company with someone whos name starts with a “D”.
Produce peanuts and other peanut-related shit.
Let whoever “D” is take ownership of the company
Call the company—D’s Nuts!
Make George Washington Carver proud…
Pick up eggs
Finish laundry
Clean the kitchen
I’m a fuckin genious!
So all the good North Face shit is "out of...
including my backup choice.
Somebody’s gonna get stabbed.
I don't know what it is about bald people with...
…but I trust them so much.
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I have...like a 5% chance of getting those cool...
Operation: “Get those damn shoes” is no more…
Husband: I can hardly wait
Wife: Do you want me 2 leave?
Husband: Dont even think about it.
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: of course always have, always will
Wife: Have you cheated on me?
Husband: No, why you even asking
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance i get!
Wife: Will you hit me?
Husband: Hell no are you crazy?
Wife: Can i trust you?
Husband: Yes
Wife: Darling
After marriage, read from bottom to top)...
LMAOOOOO
“Its all about paitence. If you focus all your attention on something, you will...”
– Some cool ass nigga named Rhay
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“I don’t carry luggage, but I do carry bitches.”
– Lil B the Basedgod
So I wake up and I'm all alone
They either…
1. They went christmas shopping
2. They got murdered by group of mexican locksmiths that eat nothing but omelets…
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After hours of searching...
I finally found a tumblr theme that I like
“What kind of foolishness…?”
– My Wife and Kids (in my top 10 fav shows)
❒ single ❒ taken ✔ #BASED
Ayyyeee
A nigga got himself a follower
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Aaaaaaand....I'm officially on Tumblr.
Feels good to be here